Michael: we are the new Americana!
Calum: high on legal marijuana
Luke: you guys aren't even American??
Ashton: like the fuck?
Michael: I can sing my moms songs if I want betch
Calum: halsqueen would not approve of your attitudes Luke and Ashton
Luke: 'halsqueen' like the fuck?
Michael: STOP DOING THAT!
Ashton: stop doing what?
Luke: stop doing what?
Calum: GOD NO STOP THIS MADNESS!!
Ashton: I dunno what your talking about?
Luke: I dunno what your talking about?
Michael: WELL WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HALSEY BUT THEN YOU SHIT FACES HAD TO START THE FREAKING COPYING GAME!!!
Calum: the apocalypse has started..
Luke: I'm actually shocked that you could spell marijuana Cal
Calum: you know what els I can spell?
Luke: what?
Calum: F. U. C. K. Y. O. U.
Ashton: that was rude
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