Ivysar Eating Birdy-Senpaii

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It was a calm and peaceful day for Ivan and Ansar. The whole day went by and nothing bad happened. They hung out with their friends. Suddenly, he appeared.

Birdy-Senpaii.

"BIRDY-SENPAII CUM INSIDE MEEE!!!" Ivan screeches

"NO, COME INSIDE ME BIRDY-SENPAII" Ansar hollered

"HOE I SAW HIM FIRST!!" Ivan yells

"BITCH, YOU THOUGHT CHU SAW HIM FIRST!!" Ansar curses

"FIGHT ME MATE" Ivan commands while he puts his fist up

Ansar replies by swaggering over to him "ILL GO YANDERE FOR BIRDY-SENPAII"

"BITCH I WAS YANDERE BEFIRE CHU" Ivan counters and bitch-slaps Ansar

Ansar dramatically falls downs and gasps "YOU FUCKING HOE"

"BIRDY-SENPAII IS MIIIINNEEE" Ivan roars

**Meanwhile**

Shadow and Lason calmly watch the scene in front of them

"Fifty bucks Ivan wins" Shadow bets

"Damnit, I wanted Ivan" Lason growls

"Ohohoho You want him deep inside you (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Shadow jokes

They both burst out laughing and start to die from the lack of air

**Back**

Ivan is on top of Ansar and riding him like a bull "BITCH, THAT ALL CHU GOT"

Ansar replies by knocking Ivan off him "HELLLLL NO"

"BIRDY-SENPAII MINE" Ivan yells as he starts running at Ansar with a stick

"BIRDY-SENPAII SHALL BE MINE YOU HOE" Ansar yells and ducks as Ivan swings the stick

"BIRDY.SENPAII.NOTICED.ME.BEFORE.YOU.YOU.HOE" Ivan screeches as he swings the stick

"HA, BITCH YOU THOT" Ansar yells as he dodges but gets hit by the next swing

"HA BIRDY-SENPAII WILL BE MINE" Ivan yells as he kicks Ansar to get up

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Me: I have no fucking idea what we wrote

Ivan: So  basically at school, a bird was in the cafeteria and well, Ansar and me began to scream at it

Ansar: We screamed BIRDY-SENPAII at it

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 22, 2016 ⏰

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