The Blacksmack Down (book 1) - Killer's quest begins (Old)

Chapter 10 and a 1/2 Butter Cup's and Mystic's "little" adventure

Chapter 10 and a 1/2 Butter Cup's and Mystic's "little" adventure

Somewhere in the dark forest, Mystic was standing there by himself wondering how he got out of Killer's castle.

"Hello, is anyone there" Mystic said.

"Yes, there is someone here" A voice said from a tree.

"Then who's there" Mystic asked.

"You already know me bone head" Butter Cup said jumping out of a tree.

"Okay then where are we" Mystic said.

"We're in a forest bone for brains" Butter Cup said.

"Okay now tell me why you kidnapped me" Mystic said.

"I didn't kidnap you, your a full grown man" Butter Cup said.

"Okay now tell me why you need me" Mystic asked.

"Me and my brother Salted Meat is having an assassination compaction" Butter Cup said.

"And you need me, why?" Mystic asked.

"Well ya see you have my bombs and stuff" Butter Cup said.

"How do I have your bombs and stuff" Mystic asked.

"When your a sleep in that coffen of your's I put stuff in your chest plate" Butter Cup replied.

"So you need me for that cause I have your bombs" Mystic said.

"Yup" Butter Cup said.

"Yeah alright" Mystic said.

Then off they went to find Salted Meat, he was by the river where Killer became a werewolf.

"Alright bro I got my partner, are we going to start or not" Butter Cup said.

"Hey thats not fair you have a skeleton" Salted Meat said.

"You didn't say anything about my partner being alive" Butter Cup said.

"I guess your right" Salted Meat said.

"Alright so, can we get started I have places to be" Mystic said.

"Keep your head on" Butter Cup said.

"Alright who ever wins gets to go with the boy" Salted Meat said.

"Hang on, if Butter Cup looses then she can't come with?" Mystic asked.

"Thats the deal" Salted Meat replied.

"So if I slow her down-" Mystic said getting cut off by Butter Cup.

"I'll take your head and put down my pants" Butter Cup said.

"Alrighy fine I'll help you win but you have to let me know when you put something in my chest plate" Mystic said.

"Alright fine, just don't do anything funny" Butter Cup said.

"Can we start yet, grandma said I need to be alive to watch her" Salted Meat said.

"Oh yeah theres that part, who ever looses has to watch grandma" Butter Cup said.

"Alright, so we're starting now" Mystic said.

"Sure, heres the list of you people you need to assassinate" Salted Meat said handing Butter Cup and Mystic a piece of paper.

Butter Cup looked at the paper.

"Who's first on the list" Mystic asked.

"Some guy named Mark Greenwald" Butter Cup replied.

"One down" Mystic said.

"Why? Is he a friend of yours" Butter Cup asked.

"I am Mark Greenwald" Mystic replied.

"So you need to be assassinated by me?" Butter Cup said.

"No, Mark is dead" Mystic said.

"Alright so, this time I know the next person is alive" Butter Cup said.

"Alright just come on" Mystic said.

Then they started. "Next on list is a guy named Clark" Butter Cup said.

"Hand me that" Mystic said taking the paper from Butter Cup.

"What is it" Butter Cup said.

"Whats up with all the dead people on this list, there is like 2 people that is alive" Mystic said.

"And they are who" Salted Meat said.

"Fredrick Nulrath and Kob Jason" Mystic said.

"Hey isn't that Killerofbunnies and Fredrick" Butter Cup said.

"Yeah, why is that" Mystic asked.

"I just hate those people, Kob and Fredrick hate me to" Salted Meat said.

"They the people your going with if you win" Mystic said.

"Uhhh, who else is on that list" Butter Cup said.

"You and Salted Meat" Mystic said.

"So I have to kill him and he has to kill me?" Butter Cup said.

"He's a bunny lord, I can tell" Mystic said.

Salted Meat ran off in fear.

"That was weird" Mystic said.

"Alright I guess he's watching grandma" Butter Cup said.

"What?" Mystic said in confusion.

Butter Cup and Mystic went back to Killer's castle.

Killer looked mad well he was cashing Waky Pants. "GET BACK HERE! THAT WAS MY MOTHERS HARP" Killer said while Waky Pants had a broken harp in her hands.

"I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I'LL FIX IT! I'LL FIX IT UNTIL ITS FIXED" Waky Pants said.

"THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE" Killer said.

"Please little harp come back to me I'm sorry that I broke you please forgive me" Waky Pants sang.

The harp fixed itself.

Waky Pants turned around and gave it to Killer.

"How did that work?" Killer asked.

"I wish I knew" Waky Pants said.

"Who's she" Butter Cup asked.

"How am I sopost to know" Mystic said.

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Anyways I might be working on Book two for awhile because I'm kinda done with fixing the books for now

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I might also fix my book "The Unknown Hero" because I can't do those kinda books, it just makes me mad