Funny Book Quotes

Spongebob Squarepants (I'm aware this is not a book but deal with me here!!)

Spongebob- Psst, Squirdword, I'm working in the kitchen.. at night! Hey, Squidword, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathrooms... at night! OW I burnt my hand... at night!