"Damn, I was gonna' eat this popcorn but then I realised how much more your ass is poppin' in those jeans."
"Please remove yourself from my surroundings with a pickup line like that."
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They're at the movies and he'd rather eat her ass (like groceries *winky face*) than his popcorn.
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