I can easily tell when a girl is writing the boy's point of view.
I flipped my sexy hair out of my eyes as I met up with my best friend, Chad. "Hey man, you see that hot chick over there?" he asked, pointing to a girl I had never seen before. "She's new and a fox. You should hit that. Take her for a spin." He sent me a wink.
I smirked, eyeing her boobs and ass. "I'm adding her to my mental list of prey," I announced.
Chad stepped back and gave me a wary look. "Dude, what the fuck?"
"Hearts and rainbows and love?" I asked.
"What the fuck?" he repeated. "Guys don't talk like that! Are you gay or something?"
"Boobs, boobs, and more boobs?" I said, more like a question.
He grinned, all white teeth shinning. "Better," he said, throwing his arm over my shoulder.
Umm, no. Despite how much you want it, ladies, most guys aren't sweet and sensitive and loving. They can be, but most aren't. And no, they're not all boobs and football and crap either. They can be, but not all of them are. Stereotypical, much? Gosh! We went over this in the racism portion of my rant.
I know it's hard writing in a guy's point of view. I'm actually doing it right now. However, don't try too hard, okay? And what the hell is a mental list of prey? When I go back to school, I'm going to ask some guys if they have one, and watch them force me to a therapist. But really, all hot guys seem to have one. Is that mandatory? Does it come in the Hot Guy's Rulebook or whatever?
Can I see it?
I mean, damn. Seriously.
Makes me want to scream.
ALL FLAMES WILL BE USED TO MAKE MY S'MORES THAT I WON'T SHARE! ALL PISSY COMMENTS WILL BE USED TO DUNK IN MY TOILET! ANY QUESTIONS THAT DON'T INVOLVE THE TWO?
YOU ARE READING
raucous rants
Humordisclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's just who i am baby. you have been warned.
