interaction (phan au)

two

dan(✿◠‿◠): yo it's that danisnotonfire dude from twitter

phil🦁: oh hi

dan(✿◠‿◠): so um you like my chem obviously

phil🦁: yup and like twenty other bands

dan(✿◠‿◠): ooh which bands

phil🦁: muse, fall out boy, panic! at the disco, twenty one pilots, pierce the veil, sleeping with sirens, all time low, pvris, and more

dan(✿◠‿◠): should i copyright the exact list of every band i like

phil🦁: probably

dan(✿◠‿◠): ©dan howell 2015

phil🦁: howell

phil🦁: if you ever have children name them wolf please

dan(✿◠‿◠): wolf howell?

dan(✿◠‿◠): if my name was wolf howell i wouldn't go out in public

phil🦁: how offensive to everyone named wolf howell

dan(✿◠‿◠): i probably shouldn't share my last name to strangers on the internet but oh well

phil🦁: true i could be a eighty year old man

dan(✿◠‿◠): eighty year old men can't work computers and probably don't know what twitter and kik is

phil🦁: hey my grandpa is 79 and he plays solitaire three hours each day on his computer

dan(✿◠‿◠): why do you know how long he spends playing solitaire

phil🦁: bc he always brags that he's a better solitaire player than me

dan(✿◠‿◠): is he though

phil🦁: yes

phil🦁: my last name is lester by the way

dan(✿◠‿◠): phil lester

dan(✿◠‿◠): cute

dan(✿◠‿◠): besides the fact that it rhymes with molester

phil🦁: no why would you even

dan(✿◠‿◠): sorry

dan(✿◠‿◠): so how old are you anyways since i know you're not an eighty year old man

phil🦁: 22 you?

dan(✿◠‿◠): 18

phil🦁: you're so little

dan(✿◠‿◠): i'm like 6 feet tall

phil🦁: lol i'm 6'2"

dan(✿◠‿◠): rude

phil🦁: not trying to be creepy but out of curiosity where do you live?

dan(✿◠‿◠): berkshire its southern england

phil🦁: oh okay posh i'm from north england but i live a tad bit southern now bc uni

dan(✿◠‿◠): fyi i don't sound posh

dan(✿◠‿◠): and oh okay what school?

phil🦁: oh really

phil🦁: university of york

dan(✿◠‿◠): yes really

dan(✿◠‿◠): wtf how smart are you

phil🦁: prove it

phil🦁: not smart at all actually

dan(✿◠‿◠): aww how cute you're modest

dan(✿◠‿◠): it's 2:00 am and my parents are sleeping so i promise a vid of me talking non posh tomorrow

phil🦁: wtf it is 2:00 am i have a exam at 8:00 tomorrow whoops night dan xx

dan(✿◠‿◠): night phil xx