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Louis: Hello mystery texter!

Unknown number: new phone who dis

Louis: I'm the one you texted last night by mistake. It's probably safe to assume you weren't sober?

Unknown number: oh shit I'm sorry about that

Louis: nah it's fine m8

Unknown number: m8?

Louis: y'know like mate but shorter

Unknown number: oh okay

Louis: anyways what's your name?

Unknown number: I'm not just going to give you my name you could be a stalker for all I know

Louis: it's just a name it's not like I'm asking for you home address ;)

Unknown number: okay fine. I'm Harry.

Louis: I'm Louis

Harry: nice to meet you Louis

Louis: you too Harold.

Harry: my names not Harold

Louis: whatever you say Harold.