Question: What are your thoughts on skittles?
Leo: I like the red ones. Because they're all hot, like me.
Piper: In your dreams, Valdez.
Leo: Dreams do come true, Pipes.
Piper: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Jason: Uh oh. Piper explosion alert.
Piper: Oh shut up.
Annabeth: Scientifically speaking, the candy named "Skittles" are consisting of sugar, corn syrup, hydrogenated palm kernel oil, apple juice from concentrate, less than 2% citric acid, dextrin, modified corn starch, natural and artificial flavors, coloring (includes Yellow 6 Lake, Red 40 Lake, Yellow 5 Lake, Blue 2 Lake, Yellow 5, Red 40, Yellow 6, Blue 1 Lake, Blue 1), and ascorbic acid (Vitamin C).
Percy: You could have saved the trouble and just said, "Made of bad ingredients".
Frank: Keep it simple, Annabeth.
Nico: I like the black ones. They're like my soul.
Hazel: There are no black ones, right? And besides, your soul isn't dark. It's just...shadowy.
Leo: Sure.
Percy: I like the blue ones. They taste like my mom's blue pancakes.
Annabeth: Percy, Skittles don't taste like pancakes.
Percy: Right, and ambrosia does.
Annabeth: THAT'S BECAUSE AMBROSIA IS MAGICAL!
Percy: DON'T GIVE ME THAT SASS! SO ARE SKITTLES! WHY ELSE DOES IT SAY, "TASTE THE RAINBOW"?!
Annabeth: *facepalms*
Percy: My point is proven.
Piper: Er-I like the purple ones. Reminds of the time Leo spilled grape juice all over Drew. She cursed him to have grape-flavored plum purple lipstick for 2 weeks.
Leo: That whatchamacallit lick stick thingy actually tasted pretty good. And it magically reapplied itself.
Piper: EWWW
Leo: What? It's true!
Annabeth: You can die of eating too much lipstick, Leo.
Leo: Oh..I mean, did someone say dying? I love dying!
Hazel: I like all of them.
Frank: I like the brown ones. They're pretty sweet.
Leo: Frank was eating a whole pile of it and I thought he was eating dog turds.
Annabeth: Um, okay then.
Percy: *points to package* SEE ANNABETH? IT SAYS IT RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT. HERE.
Annabeth: FINE, OKAY? JUST STOP BOTHERING ME, PERCY!
Percy: RIGHT. HEREEEE!
Annabeth: PERCYYYYYYYY
Percy: -IS AWESOME!!!!!!
Annabeth: ...not
Percy: You just wish you could be as awesome as this. Even Beyonce has a hard time catching up to me. *flips hair and sashays away*
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PJO Headcanons
Fanfiction- my collection of headcanons and oneshots from PJO and HoO - enjoy and PM me any extra you want me to put in! :) - I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS EXCEPT THE ONES I CREATED. ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN aka Uncle Rick.
