DON'T GO THERE GIRLFRIEND: A Big Book Of Phanfictions (DISCONTINUED)

A Fairy!?! (Phil)

I couldn't stand it any longer. I was going to get an answer out of him if it killed me. I had done a lot of research, and it was about time that I got the truth.

About a week earlier, I had moved in with my mom in this town called Sporks. I found the name of the town kind of ironic because sporks are my favorite utensil. I mean, its a spoon, and a fork! Isn't that extremely convenient? 

Anywho, that's not the point.

The point is that I met this guy named Dan Howell a few days after I started school in Sporks. I hadnt even said a word to him, and he looked at me with all of this hate and disgust. I couldn't seem to understand how someone could seem to have so much hatred by just looking at a person. The first day I had Biology with him, all he did was plug his nose and stare at me. I mean, I had put on cologne that morning before school, I didnt think I smelled that bad.  

Wow, I am getting off topic again.

So he ended up leaving for a few days after that. Everyday the rest of that week that I walked into Biology, he wasnt there. I felt alone for some reason. This person that hated me kept me company at least. After about the third day of being a no show, I began to get nervous. I was afraid that he would never come back. I mean, he wasnt that bad looking if I say so myself. Actually, everyday the memory of him began to grow stronger. Like he was making me attracted to him by being absent. 

Well, its like they always say. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Finally, Monday that next week, he came back, and he started talking to me. There was something different about him though. When I had first seen him, his eyes were stone black. Then they were a caramel brown. I wondered if it was just the lighting in the room, or if there was something else freaky that was going on. 

There was also something else weird about him too. He always had this look on his face like he was trying to read through me. Like I was a book, and he was a kindergartener trying to sound out the words and really understand the story. Then he kept asking me questions about my life, and it just seemed kind of awkward.

Everyday we continued to talk like that, and everyday I continued to get more and more attracted to him. He kept wanting to spend more and more time with me too. As I spent more time with him though, I learned that he was different. Something about him screamed abnormal.

So, everytime something weird happened between him and I, I googled it. Pale white skin, ice cold body, color changing eyes....

Then. I found it. I found the answer I needed to confront Daniel Howell, and get the answer I wanted.

I slammed my rickety old truck door shut, and marched towards his car. He was just standing there, staring at me with worried eyes, like he seemed to know something was wrong.

 I grabbed his wrist, and dragged him into the patch of forest that was close to the campus. I barely had to even make him come. He just followed long, not seeming to care.

Finally, once we got as far away from the school grounds as possible, I stopped.

"I want an explaination." I said, staring into his, once again, stone black eyes.

"We shouldn't be out here." he simply said.

My eyes darted back and forth, trying to study his face. I wondered how someone like him could keep such a straight face and not even show any emotion.

I turned away from him, trying to make things somehow easier for me to tell him.

"I know what you are."

Silence. Silence was all I heard from Daniel Howell. 

Suddenly, I felt him come super close to me.