Sleigh bells.
Santa Claus.
Snow.
Creepy songs about Santa.
We all know what time of the year it is.
Freaking Christmas
You better not cry,
You better not pout.
Why the heck not?
He knows when you're asleep.
What?
He knows when you're awake.
What?!
He knows when you've been bad or good.
Ok, screw this. I'm outta here!
So be good for goodness sake!
So I'm just going to say this,
When you're a kid, you can take weird isht. So if someone came up to you and said, "There's a fat man that comes into your house at night when you're asleep, eats your cookies, leaves you presents, and climbs up your chimney." You'd be like, "He gives me presents? Cool."
You don't have a problem with that. You're not thinking, "Oh my god, he steals my food, leaves me creepy presents, and might rape me in my sleep!" Like an adult would.
But when you're older and someone tells you, "Hey, 'Cold Case' is showing tonight at 9 instead of at 8." You'll be all, "What? Why? Why'd you change it?! Why you do this to me! Why? Why?!"
You can't take change. Or anything weird.
So, kids can take weird isht, adults hate change, and I think Santa Claus is a creeper...
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