Matt the unicorn

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Holly: heheheh *laughing uncontrollably* this one is just for Matt. *everyone else disappears*

Matt:I have a bad feeling about this..

(A/n this is happy teenage Matt, not angry drunken older Matt)

Holly: hehehe ok so my dear friend scriptowl wants to know if you were a bwahahah a... unicorn... *snicker* would you eat glitter?

Matt: WHAT !?!? That's ridiculous!

Holly: ridiculous it may be, but it needs answers!

Matt: I'm not even going to think about.....why are you smiling...?

Holly: well we need to investigate... *uses magic author powers to turn Matt into a unicorn that's pink with a purple and white mane and tail*

Matt: WHAT DID YOU DO!

Holly: awe aren't you adorable!?

Matt: don't make me use my horn as a weapon!

Holly: just tell me if this pile of glitter looks tempting...*giant heap of glitter appears*

Matt: this is SO wrong....*slowly pokes it with his tongue* oh my God......*starts chomping on the glitter* it's so.....glitter-tastic....

Holly: this is hilarious!*changes him back*

Matt: never speak of this again. OR ELSE

Holly: sure thing, pony boy

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