"What the heck is poutine," the waiter asked the girl.
"It's a Canadian cuisine," the girl said.
"I didn't realize Canadians have cuisine," the waiter said.
"We do," the girl replied.
"So anyways," the waiter said, "what is it?"
"Poutine is French fries with cheese curds and gravy on top," the girl explained.
"That sounds disgusting."
"Your mom sounds disgusting."
The waiter laughed.
"So a medium order of poutine then?"
"Yes," the girl smiled.
The waiter went back to explain to the chef what poutine was.
"That sounds disgusting," the chef said.
"I know," said the waiter.
"You must really like this girl," said the chef.
"I do," said the waiter.
"So what are you waiting for," asked the chef.
Yes indeed.
What was the waiter waiting for?
