//3 Years Later
Donald was holding his baby pony, Jeff. Jeff had been being bad lately, so daddy Donald needed to punish Jeff. Daddy Donald had Jeff bend over his knee, and Donald spanked Jeff. Jeff cried out in pain, but Daddy Donald didn't stop. Eventually Donald stopped, and then looked Jeff in the eyes, and leaned in and kissed Jeff. Jeff looked at Donald, scared. "Daddy... Isn't this,,,, wrong?" Donald laughed. "So what if it's wrong?" I raped my wife I got away with it. Besides, who cares,,, I mean, it's only incest, beastiality, and statutory rape. No biggie. So then Donald and Jeff did it all night, since Bernie was at a press conference. Donald and Jeff were creating something beautiful. And his name is....
JOHN CENA
(I'm joking) VERMIN SUPREME.
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Giving birth with your daddy Trump
RomanceDonald rushed into the hospital old and sweaty from himself going into labor. "What happened here?" "My sugar daddy is pregnant...in his ear." Bernie Sanders whispered. ...and the true love story begins.
