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Spem likes baking.
He bakes cakes.
Spem was in the Hunger Games.
He came first.
Because Spem ate everybody.
Spem was hungry.
And Katniss looked nice to eat.
Spem is on fire.
That's why Spem bakes.
In the 75th Hunger Games, Spem used the wire and the lightning to deep fry his enemies.
Spem likes staples.
Staples spill blood.
Blood is pretty.
Red and liquid like.
Spem drinks blood.
He likes the metallic taste.
That's why Spem won against Voldemort.
Spem also owns the holy sword Excalibur.
Spem likes Harry Potter because he's small.
Like Spem.
Spem likes blood.
But only the blood of Spem's enemies because they called Spem fat.
Spem likes trees.
Tall trees.
Not wonky. Like willy wonka.
Spem likes things symmetrically onkitated.
Like dice.
And pie.
Pi equals 3.14....
Spem doesn't like math but he is good at it.
Math doesn't like Spem.
Math beats Spem up.
Spem is always beaten black and blue when he goes home.
Math is such a bully.