I suggest you do not read it if you believe in Santa clause or saint nick
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Dovewing:JAY-JAY! WILL U PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HELP ME GET READY FOR X-MAS!!!!
Jayfeather:Four what?
Dovewing:I Dovewing will never come in your den ever again!
Jayfeather*noddy fast*I will!
Dovewing:Okay LETS DO IT!
Christmas tree:
*in the forest*
Dovewing:Okay Jayfeather! WE NEED TO CHOP DOWN THE GREAT OAK!
Jayfeather:How?
Dovewing:I got a friend!*on phone*beep boop beep bop.* they will be here soon.
*bumblestripe shows up in a bobcat*
Bumblestripe:There you go Dovewing!
Dovewing:Now help me carry this back to camp.
Jayfeather:0_0
*3 days later*
Dovewing: DONE!!!
Jayfeather:She better stay out of my den.....
Christmas feast:
Dovewing:Okay! We need to go and hunt for prey! Toadstep will help us!
Jayfeather:....t...t...toa.....toad...step?!
Toadstep:*drunk*I AM A UNICORN!
Jayfeather:Great starclan!
*34 hours later*
Dovewing:OKAY WE G0T ENOUGH!!!!
*Dovewing caught 100 birds surprisingly,Jayfeather risked his like and got a live turkey from the two-leg place and then there is toadstep...he caught.....catmint? Whatever...*
Dovewing:Done!
Jayfeather:is this over yet?
Christmas presents:
Dovewing:okay we got to make ugly x-mas sweaters for everybody in all the clans!
Jayfeather:KILL ME NOW!!!!
Dovewing: Do you want someone to help us?
Jayfeather:NO! Only if it is someone sensible!
Dovewimg:okay....Firestar!
Jayfeather:I suppose that will be fine.
Firestar:I hate waffles!*reapers forever*
Jayfeather:AHHHHHH!!!!!
*60 days later*
Dovewing:Done!
Jayfeather:Anything else?
Christmas Cat clause:
Dovewing:So....we need to make a Cat cause costume for brackenfur because he is going to be cat clause!!!
Jayfeather:FINALLY SOMEONE THAT IS SENSIBLE
Brackenfur:TOADSTEP IS MY BFF!!!
Jayfeather: I AM THE ONLY ONE BORN WITH COMMEN SENSE!!!
Dovewing:errRr....YEPP!!
Jayfeather:^*^
*30 minutes later*
Dovewing:Done!!! It fits good
*brackenfur posing*
Dovewing:Now the cookies and milk! Oh...and a cobnut for the squirrel
Jayfeather:?
Dovewing:EELL DONT JUST STAND THERE!! GET ME A COBNUT!!!!
Jayfeather: I do not like using my herbs for Christmas but....FINE!
*Later*
Dovewing:OKAY!!So we got milk from Squirrel flight and her kits.
Squirrelflight:*from a distance* do I have to be Cat clauses squirrel?
Dovewing: and we got cobnuts from you.
Jayfeather:The....squirrels .....better eat them...
Dovewing:And cookies from the cookies queen.
Mousefur:*rapping*COOKIEZZZZZZZ!!!!THEY ARE MY BABUESW!!!
Dovewing:On more thing!
Jayfeather:Oh good! One last thing!
Christmas lights:
Dovewing:Okay let's hang them up around camp!
Jayfeather:Why?
Dovewing:CAUSE IT WILL LOOK GOOD!!!!!
Jayfeather:This might be dangerous
Dovewing:*300 hours later*Done!!!! Hanged your stockings?
Jayfeather:ummmm...Yea totally! So excited for cat clause!!!
Dovewing:C u in the morning!
Jayfeather:FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christmas day:
*the kits follow brackenfu.....I mean cat clause around,all the clans giving presents and looking at the lights*
Dovewing:JAY-JAY!!!!!!MERRY X-MAS!!!!!!!
*Dovewing runs in the den*
Jayfeather:yea!!!!merry Christmas to me!*sarcastic*
*Dovewing gives Jayfeather present*
Jayfeather:why thank u Dovewing......NOW GET OUT LIKE YOU PROMISED!!!
Dovewing:I said I Dovewing...I am not dovewing! I am doewing!!!!
*Jayfeather kicks Dovewing out of his den*
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100 ways to get kicked out of jayfeather's den ON HOLD!
RandomThe title says it all. My first book so don't expect it to be good. ON HOLD!
