Obuma held brnuos hand
"O brun" he sigh
"Wot" ask brewnoh
"Ur amazin jus da wey u r" sey obimi
Brun drop his fone
"OMG BRAK DIS UR FAILT" shout brun
"D:" say ombama
"BUY ME A NEW 1" demand bru
Obama cry "but am suppos 2 be buyin a bra"
"I dunt CAR" sey brounoh
Obima punch Bruno in a face
"WE NOT FRENS ANYMORE" obimi tell him
Bruno run away
MEANWHIEL
"Omg kanye dat was gr8 sex 😘" michell sey
Kanye look uamused
"Obv it wo wi me" he say
"Ya" m agree
"I'm so hot" k declared
"Ya" m agree
"Sumtimes I give mesen a bonr" k say
"Ya" m agree
KEY (bc my maths teacher likes keys)
K = Kanye
M = Michelle
MEANWHILE
CLOE WO CRYING AND DEN TROY ARRIVE SO SHE STOP CRYIN AND DEY PLAN REVENGE ON K
YOU ARE READING
Obama and the bra
FanfictionSumtims Obama just needs a bra for those hella bug mellons
