Pick Up Lines (Beyonce Edition): Calum

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Calum: "Let me be the Jay-Z to your Yonce so we can be drunk in love and have a Blue Ivy of our own"

Y/N: "First off, Jay-Z is really old like 12 years older than Beyonce. Second, I'm not 21 so I can't drink and even if I was I wouldn't need to be drunk to be in love or make love. And third, I wouldn't name my child after a color or plant."

Calum: *blushes in embarrassment* "So does that mean that I can't be your baby boy?"

Y/N: "Yes it does."

Calum: *frowns in disappointment and begins to walk away*

Y/N: *pulls him back* "But you can be my daddy, if you let me be your naughty girl."


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