The Types of People At School

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Yep I went there

The Brainiac- This girl/guy probably thinks that they are going to run for president or congress in the future and has all A's while your sitting there with your D's and C's.

And then you have to sit with them in class and they get there test back and they got a C and SWEET BABY JESUS WORLD WAR 3 IS BEGINNING THERE CRYING AND PROTESTING ABOUT HOW THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY TIME TO STUDY BECAUSE THEY WERE TO BUSY STUDYING MUMMIES IN EGYPT

And then you get your test back and holy shit you get a better grade then them and you walk out with one finger in the air to them while playing "I don't fuck with you" in the background and money starts falling out of the ceiling

And then you get to work with them and the question is "What is one trait of a lion", and you say vicious and they respond with "Actually lions are only ksjsjsjhxjsnanjxkkskakksklwlakkskwoowkjxisisjjdjjsjsjjsjs" and your sitting there like 'da fuq'

The Annoying Bitch- So basically your at your locker getting your binders/books ready for like 3rd period and then you feel a tap on your shoulder and its a nice looking boy/girl and they gave you the pencil that you dropped and you say "Thanks" and then there like "Hey I know you! I'm in your 6th period! I'm Fluffy Peanuts and there's actually I really funny story about pencils that I know, so on thanksgiving my cousin msjsksjjsjsjjxjskkskksklwlkxjksll" And your standing there trying to make excuses to get away from this demon and she/he just keeps you there till there's only like 6 people in the hallway and finally you just make a run for it and get a detention for being late the end

The Queen of The School- So this bitch thinks she runs the whole school. Her and her little group of bitches walk around, glaring at anyone who dares looks into her eyes. She's like the Regina George of the school (but usually named Kylie or any name that starts with a K or GIANNA) and it seems like the only reason she goes to school is so all of us poor commoners could bow down to her highness

  The Nasty One- Okay basically the kid that steals your lunch and smells like egg salad and picks his/her nose and eats it

Okay he/she is so nasty I can only put down that one sentence to describe the nastiness

The Twins- C'mon every school has one pair of twins that seem to conjoined or something because you never see them apart
They literally use the same bathroom stall
They probably use the same tampon
The world will never know

The Hot Boy- Okay he is a Greek God and if you ran your finger down his jawline, you'd get a cut

SO BASICALLY WALKS AROUND SCHOOL WITH JESUS LIGHTING AND ALL THE GIRLS FOLLOW HIM IN MOBS WHISPERING AND MURMURING LIKE IN CLIQUÈ ROMANCE MOVIES

HE WEARS THEM JEANS AND TEES AND HIS MUSCLES BE BULGIN

The Baddddddd Boy(cringe)- Wears a leather jacket and ripped skinny jeans, has two ear piercings, has 'sleek black hair', rides a motorcycle, is seen smoking outside of school, has like 4 million tattoos

I KNOW MY CLIQUÈ BAD BOYS

The Kind Little Angel One- This girl acts like she's such a nice little girl, wearing her pink frilly shirts and embellished Justice jeans, a outfit that I've seen DAMN 5 YEAR OLDS WEAR, is the teachers pet and listens to the teachers every word like it was damn Shakespeare, and when she walks out of class she always says to the teacher "Have a nice week! I'm going to the animal shelter to provide new blankets to the needy cats and dogs!" And skips out with her braids bouncing

And then you see her one the weekends wearing her v neck black bralette and leather jacket with her ripped black jeans and her spiky 10 inch heels, blowing a bubble with her pink bubblegum and you feel like your life is a lie

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