bc you guys deserve this :-)
louis: harry
harry: new phone who this
louis: stop playing games, it's lou
harry: idk who this is????
louis: when did you become so sassy
harry: after you told me you cheated on me
louis: oh
harry: yeah
louis: mhm
harry: so ??
louis: so what?
harry: is it true??
harry: did you really go out and cheat on me
harry: and if you did with who ???
harry: and most importantly why the fuck would you
louis: harry
harry: FUCK YOU BRO
louis: you didn't even let me finish tf
louis: and we're not doing that bro shit haz
harry: don't "haz" me wtf
harry: and no bc idc anymore you hurt me louis
louis: HARRY YOU DIDNT LET ME FINISH I DIDNT CHEAT ON YOU
harry: whaaat
harry: don't fucking play
harry: what about all your messages earlier ??
harry: what were those about
louis: okok this is gonna sound weird tho
harry: idc i just want the truth
louis: i got like super (and i mean like really really) high last night and my moms friend was here and her kid came into my room
harry: ok????
louis: & liam came over and saw the kid in my room and jokingly said "ayy your kid is cute" and i freaked out bc i was like "i have a kid????"
louis: and i started crying bc i thought i cheated on you and somehow i ended up with a kid?????
louis: and i felt super bad and so yeah :-)
harry: louis william tomlinson
louis: yes baby 😇
harry: i'm so fucking done with you
louis: but are you really
harry: no
louis: i thought so :-)
harry: YOU FUCKING SCARED ME
harry: i h8 u so much rn
louis: you misspelled love* :*
harry: nah i got it right
louis: :-(
harry: istg if you did cheat on me i wouldn't know what to do
louis: i'd give you permission to kill me
louis: but you wouldn't do that bc you love me so :-)
harry: yes i do love you so i wouldn't kill you
louis: :-)
harry: instead i would just chop off your dick :-))))
louis: not little johnny !! D:
harry: lmao you named your penis??
louis: yes???? you don't???? wtf
harry: wtf no that's weird
louis: no it's not smh
louis: can i name yours ???
harry: what why
louis: bc it's mine and everything that belongs to me needs a name
harry: <33 i mean i guess
louis: good bc i'm naming it belinda
harry: why a girl name
louis: bc it is what it is ok
harry: fine :-/
louis: now show me belinda ;))
harry: lmao you thought !!!!
louis: :-(
harry: i still love you tho <3
louis: i still wanna see her :-(
harry: no n00d$ i'm a good boy :)
louis: you won't be when we're in bed together ;)
harry: tru that's when i'll be a bad boy ;)
harry: just for you daddy
harry: so you can spank me and tie me up baby
louis: shit gtg gtg i have business to do
harry: think of me when you cum !!
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long chapter for once ayy
tell me if you love it bc i love you guys
I HAVE DADDY KINK SO BAD LIKE I JUST HAD TO PUT IT IN HERE
what's your fav larry moment ??
STAI LEGGENDO
texting » larry [discontinued]
Fanfictionunknown: I love you! louis: wtf idek u?????? - or the one in which harry wants to spread love thru text and louis isn't having it lowercase intended.