Parody of Don't Trust Me
Pickax, with a diamond and stick
I got my armor on my body and I'm taking the hits
I'm burning iron (iron) to craft up some things
I got some snowmen all around and they're hunting the creeps
D-d-d-dogs always right by my side
I got my bare hands ready in case zombies will bite
Got three stacks of evil skeletons, but I'll just go and beat on them
Cause I ain't scared of them
They want to hurt me (Woah)
They want to kill me (Woah)
They'll never leave me alone (Oh oh)
Don't trust a mob
Never trust a mob
Won't trust a mob
They don't trust Steve
They want to hurt me (Woah)
They want to kill me (Woah)
They'll never leave me alone (Oh oh)
Don't trust a mob
Never trust a mob
Won't trust a mob
They don't trust Steve
Axes, hold it right on my back
Watch them creep around the wall and then I will attack (Mobs singing) This is my plan (my plan) we're all gonna rage
We're gonna sneak behind and teach that boy to behave
Ar-ar-ar-arrows, stuck right in my arm
Clicking on the mouse so that I don't get harmed
And I'm running, to the end of the cave
Hoping that I find some diamond today
They want to hurt me (Woah)
They want to kill me (Woah)
They'll never leave me alone (Oh oh)
Don't trust a mob
Never trust a mob
Won't trust a mob
They don't trust Steve
They want to hurt me (Woah)
They want to kill me (Woah)
They'll never leave me alone (Oh oh)
Don't trust a mob
Never trust a mob
Won't trust a mob
They don't trust Steve
Creepers
Shut your face
Be like Indiana Jones
Exploring the caves
Creepers
Shut your face
Be like Lara Croft
Exploring the caves
Creepers
Shut your face
Be like Nathan Drake
Explore all the caves
They want to hurt me (Woah)
They want to kill me (Woah)
They'll never leave me alone (Oh oh)
Don't trust a mob
Never trust a mob
Won't trust a mob
They don't trust Steve
They want to hurt me (Woah)
They want to kill me (Woah)
They'll never leave me alone (Oh oh)
Don't trust a mob
Never trust a mob
Won't trust a mob
They don't trust Steve
