Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

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Mr. Sandman showing his beam
When he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen
Surfed out brain waves flick back and fourth
Like old headlights sniffing model glue again
Head like a steel trap
Wish I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't
I don't want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness

Does your husband know the way that
The sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way
Does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

But I will never end up like him
Behind my back, I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

The last time you came through
Oh darling
I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling

Aw
Tempest in a teacup
Get unique
Peroxide princess shine like shark teeth
It's a sign (it's a sign)
It's a sign (it's a sign)
It's a sign-what if you peaked early

Does your husband know the way that
The sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way
Does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

Does he,
Does he know the way
Does he know the way i worship
Our love
Does your husband know the way that
The sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

But I will never end up like him
Behind my back, I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

The last time you came through
Oh darling
I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling

Does your husband know?
Does your husband know?
Does your husband know?
Does he know
Does he know
Does he know

But I will never end up like him
Behind my back, I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

The last time you came through
Oh darling
I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling
I know what you're going through

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