SavageNiall: You alright after what happened last night???
KingOfAggressiveness: Yeah. I think I just came down with a bug.🐜🐜🐜
SavageNiall: Good. You scared the fuck out of me.
KingOfAggressiveness: Awww. You were worried about me. I feel so loved.💋💞💖
SavageNiall: I always worry about you ya idiot.😙😙😙
KingOfAggressiveness: Okay. Enough of that shit your ex is hella pretty. Why did you breakup with her again?👂👀👂
SavageNiall: Where the fuck did she even come up from???😌😅😰
KingOfAggressiveness: We keep in touch and she wanted me to voice my opinion on her new look.💇💇💇
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SavageNiall: I keep in touch with her too. Why the fuck didn't she ask me about it???😞😣😞
KingOfAggressiveness: Awww you're hurt. You never answered my question on why you two split though.
SavageNiall: She was going through a lot with her family and she wanted some time to herself.
KingOfAggressiveness: That's it???☕☕☕
SavageNiall: And I didn't believe in that whole marriage thing and she wanted to get married to me because she was for sure that I was her soul mate.
KingOfAggressiveness: Damn. You guys were so couple goals together. Better than any celebrity couple I seen.😇😉😊
SavageNiall: I know. Don't remind me.😭😭😭
KingOfAggressiveness: Sorry sorry. I just wanted to be nosy as usual.👀☕🐸
SavageNiall: Did she mentioned me because I haven't talked to her in a month.
KingOfAggressiveness: She says she miss hanging out with you. You know what I'll just add her to this.👍👊👣
SavageNiall: What the fuck???!!! No. No. No. No. You do that and I'll fucking choke you.👹👺✋
KingOfAggressiveness: What harm can that do honestly???
SavageNiall: I don't know. Just don't fucking add her to this. Please.
KingOfAggressiveness: Alright alright.
SavageNiall: Thank you.🙏🙌🙏
KingOfAggressiveness: Fuck you.😈😈😈
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SavageNiall: Ph mg fcuking god.🏃🏃🏃
FlowerVibes: And you make fun of me for my grammar errors.😒😒😒
KingOfAggressiveness: What up bitch? Wyd?
SavageNiall: Domt call gher taht.
KingOfAggressiveness: Piss off. Continue what you were about to say Queen.
FlowerVibes: Painting my toe nails and eating a burrito.👄💅😇
KingOfAggressiveness: Save me some. You know I love burritos.😲😮😋
SavageNiall: I thght you sad you dn't like paimmdnting your nls due to the smll?
FlowerVibes: Honey your grammar errors is making my head hurt.😤😩😵
KingOfAggressiveness: Aww she called you honey. You two should fuck.👌👈👫
SavageNiall: 🍕A🍐cm🍧zc🍰ao🍪w🍒pb🍯gv🍔tw🍠of🍬md🍉.
KingOfAggressiveness: Don't be embarrassed she said your sex game is heavenly. I want to experience that from you too buddy.🍆👅💦
FlowerVibes: uI gt go.🙈🙈🙈
SavageNiall: Now you embarrassed us both and made her leave.😥😰😔
KingOfAggressiveness: You didn't want her here in the first place so don't come at me hoe.👿😡😠
SavageNiall: I hope she blocks you.
KingOfAggressiveness: She's actually texting me now about how I was suppose to keep it a secret.😂😂😂
SavageNiall: I can't believe she said that about me.😏😝😄
KingOfAggressiveness: Yeah and you need to take me on that trip. I promise I'll shut up about it if you do.👅👄😭
SavageNiall: Alright fine. Come over bitch.😒😒😒
KingOfAggressiveness: On my way captain. Let me get my gagball.
SavageNiall: Why the fuck do you have a gagball???😷😐😶
KingOfAggressiveness: No reason my love. I'll be there in five minutes.
SavageNiall: I was fucking joking you ding dong.
KingOfAggressiveness: YOU 👏CAN👏 NOT👏 BE👏 PLAYING👏 WITH👏 MY 👏FEELINGS👏 LIKE👏 THAT!!!👏
SavageNiall: YoU CaN NoT bE PlaYiNG WiTh My FeElInGs LiKe ThAt!!!
KingOfAggressiveness: That's why I didn't give you your money back bitch.😘😘😘
SavageNiall: I'm going to jail for murder. This is not how I wanted my life to turn out.😭😭😭
KingOfAggressiveness: Niall think about this. You don't want to kill your best friend over some money.
SavageNiall: Mom, dad, and the rest of my family I'm sorry. I didn't want to represent our name like this.
KingOfAggressiveness: You're not a killer. You're a good guy.
SavageNiall: I'll make it quick and painless for him. It's the least I can do for him.
KingOfAggressiveness: I really need the money though. I'm not using it for drugs or to party trust me. It's going to good use. I promise.
SavageNiall: I can't trust that until you actually tell me.
KingOfAggressiveness: I'm not ready to tell you yet.
SavageNiall: Then murder it is.🔪🔫
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I like how during each chapter the word count gets longer and longer. I know you're probably wondering where Zayn, Louis, and Liam at. Don't worry. They'll make a appearance. I just really gotta figure when though.
