now i am an emu, it turns out im a lucky emu cos some emus have weird bodies. i am a fabulous emu and im so pretty so i am lucky to be emu. you could be an emu, but you are not as cool as me cos i am queen emu. one day i will become emu president and i will go to all the vmas and teach those celebrities that they are dancing wrong. now im really hungry and i want food. is that normal for being an emu? i want food. now im going to the pantry cos i want food.
