Okay Michael2729 thanks a lot for tagging me in this. The sarcasm is tangible. Anyway let's do this ish.
1. Would you rather walk around all with your skirt tucked into your underpants or be seen in a really see though dress? See through dress. I think it would be less awkward. It will look like I wore it on purpose.
2. Would you rather go to a party and realize at the end of the night that you have lipstick on your teeth or your fake eyelashes came unglued? I don't wear makeup or go to parties. But if I did I would say make up on my teeth. I'm very awkward so I wouldn't really be talking to people unless my friends were there.
3. Would you rather forget to put blush on one cheek or mascara on one eye? As I said before I don't wear makeup but I feel like mascara would be less noticeable. But mascara is scary. I don't want that thingy so close to my eyeball.
4. Would you rather wear a lipstick/lipliner combo or frosty blue eye shadow? Frosty blue eyeshadow. That would be epic. I wouldn't even care. Get your freak on peeps.
5. Would you rather wear foundation that's two shades too light or go overboard on bronzer? Alright listen, I'm already super pale. Like really pale. So two shades too light wouldn't do much. Going overboard on bronzer would make me look like Snooki. I DON'T WANT TO BE SNOOKI. I'm sure she's a great person, but I'd rather be ME.
6. Would you rather drink an entire bottle of ketchup or run into the guy who broke your heart when you were having a bad hair day and your skin was breaking out? I HATE KETCHUP. It's nasty. Y'all nasties eating that stuff. I don't really value other people's opinions so if I ran into said guy I would give any shits. And if he said something to me I would get pissed. He broke my heart and he has the balls to call out my appearance? I'm kind of unstable so I might "accidentally" murder him. I love my chainsaw. OKAY NEXT.
7. Would you rather date any celebrity you wanted or wake up with red carpet worthy hair? THIS IS SO EASY. CELEBRITY. Channing Tatum? Chris Hemsworth? Eminem? Justin Timberlake? My fangirl mode is on so hard right now. I can't turn it off.
8. Would you rather eat pizza everyday but never have ice cream again or have ice cream everyday but never have pizza? Do I get to not gain weight? If I don't then pizza forever. PIZZA IS AMAZING. If you don't like pizza your against America. And I'm American so then your against me. DON'T MESS WITH AMERICA. PIZZA. HELL YAS.
9. Would you rather give up your makeup or your cell phone for one year? Like I said I don't wear makeup so. I could never live without my baby, Turtle. Yes, I named my phone. Don't judge me.
10. Would you rather ran into a cute guy with food all in your grill or with no makeup? With no makeup. I could charm him with my natural beauty and amazing personality. Jk. I wouldn't even be able to talk to him so it wouldn't make a difference. I'm so awkward. I liked this guy once and everything he said I would just laugh. And my laugh sounds like a dying walrus.
I feel like it's cruelty to humans to do this. So do it if your bored. If you're bored I tag you. Jk do what you want. Because AMERICA. I feel very American lately. Bye.
Heyo, though.
amyd1620
You should do it. For the vine.
