[Edit: Yes, I named it that. Why? The work may never know.]
[Edit 2.0 (August 11, 2016): Why do I make so many spelling errors?]
I realized that there hasn't been anything too spontaneous and random in this book so far, so I'll entertain anybody reading this with a (horrible) story.
My substitute math teacher taught science and he told us to play the story/word game, where one person starts a story and people keep adding on to it.
So, it went something like this;
Once upon a time,
there was a cow
who worked a part time job
in a fish store.
The cow was sad
because he didn't have
thumbs.
So, he turned into a unicorn
and fell off a cliff
but was resurrected
by a wizard
named Merlin. (Some Arthurian stuff, huh?)
Merlin was actually female (*Gasp*)
and her name was
Hermione. (Harry Potter now, then)
Hermione was the cow's manager, (My turn!)
so she gave him a raise
and the cow was happy.
But the cow remembered
he still didn't have thumbs.
So the cow's mom
walked by
and said,
"I'm a Transformer!" (Yep.)
She gave him thumbs
And everything
ended happily
ever
after.
Until Tim the lawn sprinkler came by.
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Well, that's about it!
