Groupies: *after a blowjob*
- "Well, uh what's your name?"
- "Acacia Brinley." She laughs like an idiot. "Follow me on Twitter, Mikey?"*Michael follows her on Twitter* Unfollows after two days
You:
- @randomassusername: son of a bitch, follow me or I'll cut your penis x9999999 *hits tweet limit*

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groupies vs you
HumorThe sad reality. This is an English translation. All rights go to -michaelisart. #229 in humor Started on 23/12/15