Bad ass with a spice of sass

Part 1

Anything in italics like that bold writing like this is said in Italian except for the beginning like this I just didn't want to translate any thing cause I'm lazy as shit
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I just got off the plane from my home, Rome in Italy to Los Angeles California, and well I'm pretty fine with it. I mean I didn't have any special friends, or boyfriends or family I just had memories.

"mom lets get this shit over with so we can get to the new house" I said "ok let's get this done tiggs I'm already tired as shit so thanks really for being a pain in toochy"
my mom replied with.

Ya we are more like sisters than mother and daughter so we treat each other like we are sisters cause she is immature like me so we fit, and not to mention we are, partners in crime.
         (skipping airplane shit)
"Wow"
was all I could say when I saw the house I didn't know my mom took that much money for our new house.
As we entered I noticed everything was in place and already furnished. Then I saw it a huge pool with a grill  " yes I get to grill" i said.
Then the best part my room.
It was perfect, the walls were army green with white furniture and a black and white bed with a huge window that had a view of the ocean and a roof ledge I could sit on next to a huge ass tree.

"I am loving the basic cheesy life, yes" i shouted maybe a little to loud since I saw two cute boys look up in confusion from probably not understanding Italian.

So I got on the roof to look down at them and said "Italian girls can be scary if you understand them" that just made the cute boys look even more confused. Wow aren't I good at making life easier for people.

So I decided to come down not caring that I'm only wearing black sweat pants and a black crop top with a black beanie that said bitch I'm better.

Once I got down there I got to the boys and said in a thick Italian

accent "hey I'm new and I know nothing about America so Ima be confuzzling soooo"

the two boys one had blond hair, and other had brown hair looked at me and said "well first of all you sound like a f-ing idiot but your hot" and reached out and touched my hand "hell naw" i shouted and twisted his arm to his back and enjoyed the sound of his wincing

"awe poor little pussy"

then i noticed blondy was recording me so I let go of the poop head and pushed him to the ground then took blondy's camera and ran back inside before they could react.

"Hey mah".

:)