AlwaysEpic + BatgirlB16's Weird Texts

New Years

AlwaysEpic/BatgirlB16

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

So what you doing bruh

Squeezing the squishiness out of Gage (My possible future step-brother)

Why?

Because his cheeks are so big and squishy

You sound like frenemies

Eh. So what are you doing?

Just finished binge eating and playing my Xbox

Binge eating? Taurus.

Shut up Aries

I'd rather not

I see you Artemis wait do you think Artemis is an Aries based on the stereotypes of the zodiac signs

Maybe

I can't find her birthday, so she probably would be

Twins for life

That's why you call me Artemis

Yep. Cause honestly I don't look or act like any heroes we know

No, not really. Maybe Rocket, but I prefer to call you Miss Martian

Please don't call me Rocket I don't act like him.

Her. Raquel is a girl

I know Raquel is a girl but you didn't say Raquel you said Rocket and Rocket is a boy

Rocket is Raquel

No Rocket is the Raccoon Raquel is the girl alien

I'm talking about Young Justice Rocket not Guardians of the Galaxy

I don't look like her and I ship her with Aqua lad sorry people

Most people ship them

Yeah but I never actually read a single fan fiction about that ship

Because she isn't very popular

I really have never searched it cause it never came to mind at the moments

Well that gives you something to do

I still haven't searched/read all the Ruby ships

Of course not

It's called anime and procrastinating

If you have to procrastinate fanfics than somethings wrong

Some of those ships are so horrible

Now you realize that?

I realized it once I scanned the whole list like why Redsea Neptune X Ruby

I dunno. Why not?

It's so horrible on so many levels and Glynda should only be shipped with Ozpin no one else

Yep. Glynda X Weiss? *Shivers*

Forget shivers my mouth was agape the whole the whole time I read it. It was so bad. They might as well ship Ironwood and Qrow

*Runs out of room screaming*

*Dies on laptop*