This doesn't include AlwaysEpic but another friend tiffanypro who I recently found out had a Wattpad account ALL THIS TIME BUT DIDN'T TELL ME. Anyways there were a few things that lead up to this, but are probably better left unmentioned...
Tiff: Obviously. You couldn't talk like James Earl Jones to save your life
B16: *Morgan Freeman voice* No, but I can talk like this
Tiff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
B16: *Morgan Freeman voice* I know you read that in my voice. I'm watching you.
Tiff:
B16: *Samuel Jackson* This dude creepy as hell
Tiff: Yeah A LIL BIT
B16: *Morgan Freeman* That's the point. You shall not pass.
Tiff:
B16: *Samuel Jackson* Y'all motherBEEP ain't going nowhere
Tiff: BEEP I do what I want
B16: *Gandalf* YOU SHALL NOT SWEAR
Tiff: Okay okay geez
B16: *Dobby* Dobby says master can swear if she wants to
Tiff: AWWWWW OKAY DOBBY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY LIL ELF YOU DESERVED SO MUCH ELF ESTEEM
B16: *Samuel Jackson* The hell did he come from?
Tiff: HEAVEN
B16: *Morgan Freeman* Mr. Jackson, I suggest you not kick the elf
Tiff: HOW DARE HIM KICK THE ELF
B16: *Dobby* What did Dobby ever do to deserve this?!
Tiff: AW DOBBY YOU DID NOTHING YOU'RE A LITTLE ANGEL I LOVE YOU
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AlwaysEpic + BatgirlB16's Weird Texts
RandomJust weird texts between AlwaysEpic and I, since there seem to be so many of them.
