taemin: IT'S CHRISTMAS BITCHES WAKE UP WAKE UP
jinki: you could've just came in our rooms to tell us
minho: no i'll be staying in bed for a bit
jonghyun: me2
taemin: LAME
kibum: i'll come down but only to cook breakfast
taemin: I WONDER WHAT SANTA GOT ME GUYS I WAS SO GOOD THIS YEAR
minho: are you serious
taemin: i hope i got everything i asked for, i'm grateful for anything he's gotten me
jonghyun: do we need to tell him
jinki: DONT it's cute
kibum: the only thing "santa" got you was a dildo
taemin: i mean i asked for one so i don't see how that's a problem
minho: OH TMY GODF TAEMIN
jonghyun: you were a naughty boy taemin you get no dildo
taemin: how so???????
jonghyun: well, ur mean to all of us on a daily basis and "santa" only likes nice boys who are kind
to their band mates
jinki: so it looks like i'm the only one getting gifts from "santa"
taemin: why do yall keep putting quotes around santa
kibum: baby santa isn't real
taemin: well um explain why these cookies are eaten and the milk is half gone ?
minho: haha i ate that last night
taemin: FUCKING BITCH NOW HE DIDNT GIVE ANY OF US ANYTHING
jonghyun: SANTA IS NOT REAL
kibum: we got each other gifts tae i'm not gonna give credit to an old fat guy for the gifts i spent my money on
taemin: prove you bought them then
jonghyun: listen you little hoe go downstairs and look at one of the gifts
jinki: what do they say?
taemin: from: key to: taemin ...
minho: we told you boi
jinki: aww you could've told him differently
jonghyun: he's 22 he should've known
taemin: it's okay :/ at least i got my dildo thanks kibum
jonghyun: WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE I THOUGHT WE
kibum: i need to start cookin this food!
jinki: oh my fucking god
minho: everyone just come downstairs so we can open presents together
jinki: kk let me put on my christmas onesie
kibum: why weren't you wearing it to sleep?
jinki: i sleep naked ;)
minho: JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS YOU NASTIES
jonghyun: i hope you guys got me a gift :)
taemin: ...
jonghyun: I HAT E YOU
