Ciel: Where's my ring?
Alois: *holds ring up* Ha, Ciel, I've got your soul.
Ciel: I'm right here.
Alois: I know, but your just so emotionless that I thought... *slowly puts ring on Ciel's hand that runs away, accidentally running into a wall* damn wall *kicks wall* AAHH, GODDAMMIT, THAT HURT!!
Ciel: Moron.
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Black Butler Crack
RandomNot an actual fanfic, just... hilarious things I found/ made up.
