Random Shiet

That moment

That moment at your house when...

Mom: So, do you have a boyfriend yet? :)

Me: boyfriend? What's that?

Mom: seriously! You are a girl! I expect you to find love before you reach 20!

Me: yeahhhhhhhh that ain't happening..

Mom: Why not?

Me: cause I'm 3 lazy 5 a boyfriend...besides, why get a boyfriend when you can get anime and manga? ;D

Mom: ....I feel like I've done a mistake in life now

Me: the only mistake was me watching Soul eater not...*shivers*

Mom: I can't believe your my daughter..

Me: I can't believe fruits basket ended..

Mom: for god's sake...what on earth are you talking about??

Me: hush, child, one day you shall understand...*stares into the distance*

Mom: I'm an adult!

Me: then why do you and dad fight over little things?

Mom: It's grownup stuff you wouldn't understand!

Me: aren't you guys supposed to mature?

Sometimes kids are more mature than adults..

Mom: we are mature! Like we graduated from college and stuff!

Me: mom, every year a dozen people graduate...it's nothing special, it just means you learned

Mom: GAHHHHH I GIVE UP *walks away*

Me: ;D

It works every time

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I'm literally like that in real life

I'm a sassy bish

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always trolling people cause it's fun

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Literally this conversation has happened irl XD

#IRegretNothing