hello my name is Q
my mom gave me that name because she said i am just like a fancy o
i was just talking to my boyfriend, james bond
he is 68, and i am 23.
i know, the age gap is a lot, but i love him.
my mom is okay with it, because he saved my life after a drunk driver ran me over
i love him very much.. but i didnt know
i was walking to school because i havent graduated grade 6 yet,when i heard jame' s beautiful voice
"hey ugly get in my car" he is just the sweetest. i hoppped right int his #car and he missed the turn to the school.
"hey, you missed the turn to the school." i exclaimed, the vein in my foregead popping out.
"i know.. but you,, amell so good. i will call in for u
"but how? R U going to tell them that your my boyfriend? i donut want to be expelled james'
"dont worry! you wont be going to school ever again!" he but his smelly scok over my nose until i passed out from his smelly fumes.
gosh darn it james
