Undertale. Reader X Papyrus

~~~three months later~~~

Three months later
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"Saaaammy, where are yoooou?" You looked under the table,carrying a towel. You were giving Sam a bath and he ran off when you left the room. Now you and Sans were searching the whole house trying to find him."Come on Sam, where are you hiding?" "Heeheehee!" A small voice was heard behind the couch. "Hmm........maybe he's under......HERE! Haha! Gotcha you little rascal!" You pulled a naked baby skeleton out from under the couch and wrapped the towel around him. "I found him Sans, he was hiding under the couch!" Sam squealed as you spun him around in the air. "Thank god,now, let's get you some clothes baby-bones, ______, go check on Callie, make sure her and Eva aren't destroying anything. They tend to....break things, so far we've lost a lamp, a trash can, and somehow a vacuum cleaner!" You nodded and went to Frisks room, walking in to see the craziest thing. Eva was flying around the room, crying. "SAAANS, EVA IS FLYING." You looked at Callie and noticed she was playing with a toy airplane, happily babbling away. Her left eye was glowing blue, the right one turquoise. "What do you mean flyin-........MY BABY GIRL IS MAGIC!!!! Get Wynter!" Wynter walked in the room. "Hey, what with all the noi-Callie, come here sweetie." Callie stopped and looked up smiling. Eva dropped to the ground, and you caught her just in time. She snuggled into your shirt and fell asleep. You placed her in the crib. "There we go. Now, what are we going to do about Callie?" Sans looked at Eva for a minute, before turning his gaze back to Callie. "What do you mean? This is amazing! Using magic at such a young age, she'll be able to master it really fast! Huh?........GET PAPYRUS, QUICK." You ran downstairs to see Paps sitting on the couch, playing with Sam. "P-pap! Pap!" "Yes Sam, I am Pap!" You laughed. "Papsy, Sans wants you! I'll watch Sammy." He nodded and got off the couch, kissing your cheek as he passed by. "Hi Sammy!" "_-__!"(first part of your name, like if it was Rose, he'd be saying 'Ro') "Oh my goodness! That's right Sammy! Ooh, hold on!" You pulled out your phone and started recording. "Okay Sammy, say my name!" He giggled. "_-___! ___! Hmm........_______!" You squealed. "Sammy! You said my name! Good job!" You stopped recording and picked him up, he laughed and pointed at you."______!______!" He pointed behind you. "Fisk!" "Hi Sammy!" Frisk plopped down beside you and smiled. She had improved in talking a lot in the past few months, and the babies acted like they were almost 2 year olds, when they were only 3 months old. It was never boring since they were born, they were awake most of the time, unlike most children. Suddenly, Callie came crawling down the ramp that was placed over the stairs, and tried to climb up onto the couch. She stopped and crawled over to the door, pointing. "Undyne!" The fish-woman walked in, picking Callie up and sitting down. "Heh, smart kid, how old are they again?" "Three months, but they act like it's been 2 years! Oh, hey Sans!" Sans sat down in a chair, Eva was lying on his head, giggling. "Wow, how does she not fall off?"  Sans laughed and took the giggling girl off his skull. "I have no idea. She's just naturally good at balancing I guess, I'll talk to Alphys about it tomorrow, maybe she ca-*CRASH* HELOOO~ the star has arrived to see the children!" "Ton-Ton!" Callie flew over to the robot, she literally flew. Sans looked like he was about to explode with happiness."Callie! Hello darling! Have you been good since I was gone?" Callie nodded and plopped onto Mettaton's shoulder. "Couch!" You laughed as the robot sat down next to you. Wynter floated down with Papyrus following her, she gave a lazy smile to everyone before floating into the kitchen, returning with 3 bottles, throwing one to Sans, one to you, and the other one to Mettaton. "Whoever holds the baby, feeds the baby. That's the rule in this house." You laughed and gave Sam his bottle, he gladly took it. Eva started crying. "Mamaaaaa!" "I guess I'll feed her then, hand over the baby Sansy." She grabbed Eva and turned on the TV. Papyrus sat next to you and put an arm around you shoulder. "Having fun snowball? Yep, things just keep getting better, and don't call me snowball! Why? I think it's cute! I'm not cute, I'll rip your face off! I can already do that though!" He took his head off and handed it to Sans, who threw it through a basketball hoop. "Get dunked on ______!Oh my god Paps, Sans, don't do that! It scares Sammy! Sorry Wynter! Aww, come on, you have to admit it was pretty cool! Maybe a little....but still, what if Sam tries to do it? What if it hurts him? Then what will we do?" Mettaton laughed. "Lighten up darling, he's a skeleton, all skeletons can do it, no pain! I've seen Papyrus do it countless times. But he's also part human. That is true, but that's just his eyes, that's about it. He should be able to do it." You smiled and ticked Sam. "Come on guys, don't argue! We'll see if he can when he's older! But for now, watch this. Sammy, say my name!" "_-_______! Good job! Oh my gosh! My babies are growing up so fast!Isn't this great Sans! He's an early talker, Eva can walk, and Callie is a natural master in magic! Pretty cool, pretty cool! Ooh! Ooh! Can I try to teach them how to make spaghetti? I've improved greatly! _______ says I'm a master spaghetti maker! Heh heh, I guess I'm a great teacher after all! I was actually thinking of teaching cooking lessons for a living, what do you guys think? Definetley! Yeah, you're a master cook. You could be on my cooking show! You better let me help!" You all continued to talk and play with the kids, eventually everyone left, and the kids were asleep. "I haven't talked that much in ages, that was awesome! Yes, I agree, very fun. We sounded so fancy! Like real gentlemen! But we're not men ______! Ha ha, oh yeah, I forgot. How can you forget that you're a woman? To tell the truth, I have no idea. We should go to sleep soon, it's getting late. Yeah, I guess you're right Paps. Good night guys. Wait for me Winnie!" You and Papyrus stayed downstairs for a few minutes in comfortable silence. You pretended to fall asleep. Papyrus carried you upstairs and laid you on the bed. "Good night snowball." He kissed your forehead and got under the covers with you. "Good night Papparoni~ N-nyeh?! Heh heh heh........"