Chica: HEY MIKE
Mike: yes
Chica: WERE GOING TO DISNEY LAND
Mike: nice
Chica: YOURE COMING
Mike: aw man why.... I'm lazy
Chica: BUT YOURE OUR...
MIKE-Y MOUSE.
Foxy: *wheezing sounds*
Bonnie: HHHHHHHHHHH
Mike: ....
Mike: ....
*wheezing sounds from foxy and bonnie continue.*
Mike: ....
Freddy: Chica run
You: *you choose to examine mike.*
There seems to be smoke coming from his head.
His eyes are a blue screen.
He looks like he could explode any moment.
Goldie: *uses fire extinguisher on mike*
You: Mike seems to be having a bad ti-
Mike: *runs up to chica*
Freddy: CHICA RUN RUN RUN
Goldie: RUN FOREST RUN
Chica: OOPS WELP IM GOING TO GRILLBYS BYE MIKE BYE READER *teleports*
Mike: *runs to grillby's*
Chica: NOPE IM GOING TO STARBUCKS
Mike: *becomes more faster than sonic and runs to Starbucks*
Chica: NO I MEANT HOGWARTS
Mike: *saitama runs*
Chica: DISTRICT 12
Mike: *runs faster than light*
Chica: IM NOT SAYING WHERE IM GOING
Mike: *runs to cloud coo coo land*
Chica: UM *wears cry mask*
Mike: HHHHH HAVE YOU SEEN A WRITER CHICKEN HHHHH WHOS MADE HHHHHH A BAD HHHHHH JOKE
Chica: *cry voice* no my friend but would you like some coffee? And chill? Please? You look sweaty, my friend.
Mike: how much is the coffee here?
Chica: oh, the coffee here is...
Cof-free!
Mike: *flings chica into the sun*
*back at the pizzeria*
You: hey, Freddy! What's that yellow unidentified flying...
Oh.
Freddy: UM UM UM UM UM
Foxy: we may have to take out the ship partner
Bonnie: yeaaaaah....
Freddy: *flings Jeremy at mike*
The fan goats are coming with their paper and pencils and use their little goat hooves to write fanfictions.
Mike: oh hai jere
Jeremy: ssssssSup.
Jeremy: you may or may not have flinged the writer of this world into the sun...
Mike: oh.
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
Meanwhile at Fazbear's pizza...
You: ...
You: its either I've read too much of chica's books, or I've been hanging out too much with that skeleton with that blue hoodie.
Because this.
This...
Is madness.
Freddy: I wonder how Chica's still alive
Meanwhile at a high velocity...
Chica: *types all this*
Chica: OH WAIT I CAN TELEPORT BACK
*no WiFi in space, genius.
Chica: DO MY POWERS SERIOUSLY NEED WIFI
*I recommend pocket WiFi
Chica: WELL I CANT GO DOWN TO THE STORE IF IM CURRENTLY HURDLING AT THE SUN, HUH.
*Whoa there friend you may need to slow down.
Chica: WHO ARE YOU, DISEMBODIED VOICE
Gandalf: I am gandalf.
*the tardis catches handalf and chica*
Chica: OH THANKS DOCTOR
*chica teleports the whole tardis back to earth*
Smurfs: hey chica teleport us away ASAP bcuz gargamelon's out and about.
Chica: *teleports them* sure.
Rule 61955
Don't use puns on Mike.
You also have no idea that theres a reference in this rule thank you goodbye.
