Prank war its on

Jake gets pranked

BPOV

"How can I go onwards with the prank if I don't know it?!" Jacob pointed out. I laughed. Emmett sighed.

"Jacob please, this is very serious, we are about to pull the best prank in the world and you ruin it," Emmett started.

"Emmett, I am on your team, team members have to WORK together!" Jacob said. Emmett glared at me.

"No in my Prank Wars For Dummies That Are Rather Clever But Sound Retarded Inteluctually, it states that every man for himself." Emmett said.

"But how come you told Bella and Alice?" Jacob asked.

"Are Alice and Bella men ? I thought not so obviously they are not men! And the saying is every MAN to himself!" Emmett pointed out. Jacob was reaching for the book, Emmett quickly pulled it away.

"This was stolen, from the library I doubt you would want your finger-no paw prints on this. Wait actually touch it please." Emmett said.

"Oh Emmett you Rebel! Stealing from a place with FREE books! You absolute rebel!" Alice said sarcastically. Emmett giggled.

"Ok enough let's get on with the prank." Emmett said, we all started walking to the door. Emmett nodded, I stuck my leg out. Jacob fell and landed in green paint. He stood up covered in green paint.

"Why did you do that?!" Jacob growled.

"Calm down Wolf boy. I was curious what a green dog looked like.," Emmett said smiling innocently.

"How did you do that?!" Jacob asked. Emmett smiled.

"Well unlike you sweaty puppies, us vampires have speed" Emmett said. Jacob frowned.

"I hate you," Jacob snarled. Bella frowned and wiped her eye. "Not you, Bells I love you, don't be upset I love you. WE WILL BE TOGETHER ONE DAY" He said putting his arm around me. I looked to my right, he was tearing up

"What the hell Jacob? I had something in my eye, I wasn't crying, You on the other hand..." Jacob immediately covered his eye.

"I wasn't crying," He defended. I looked at him. "Fine my eyes were watering because I have a inflammation in my tear gland." He lied. I stared at him. "Sometimes it is good to cry, I mean it's not like I cry every day! I am a real man! Trust me," Jacob whined. I looked at him.

"Jake you cried like 2 minutes ago AND a real man-no a normal person wouldn't cry in Finding Nemo!" I said.

"Bella, that is quite a sad movie," Alice pointed out.

"He cried at the beginning credits," I pointed out.

"Well, it was sad. I mean all them names, shows how much dedication there is. I mean people are so dedicated to a movie, it must of taken them a long time. Just for us public to see. It touches my heart." Jacob said tearing up more. We all laughed.

"Bella will you go out with me?" Jacob randomly asked. I stared at him. He looked deadly serious

"Umm, Jacob you are turning into Mike...I have a boyfriend..."

"He doesn't have to know! We will be at war with him for days. Maybe MONTHS! DON'T LET HIM RUIN WHAT WE HAVE BELLA!" Jacob said falling to his knees. His phone started ringing. It was Paul's voice as a ringtone.

Yo Yo Jake It's your brother ringing pick up boyyy Pick boy! Yeahh braaaaap fricken chicken licken finger picking. Jacob blushed and picked it up.

Jake 'Paul'

Alright Homie

I Vant To Suck Your Blood

WHAT THE HELL STOP CALLING ME EDWARD!