Me: LET'S MAKE OUR TIME MEMERAIBLE BECAUSE I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW. WITH RANDOM RANDOMNESS!!!!
England: What?
Italy: *floats* Veeeeee~
England: *finds frog* Oh hey look it France!
France: England I'm right here.
England: Oh Queen Elizabeth it speaks!!
France: ENGLAND.
England: It's yelling at me!
France: [FRENCH SCREAMING]
England: Bloody Hell! Now it's screaming!!
France: [SCREAMING IN DISPARE]
England: Ahhhhhh!!!
Me: Dudes! Clam the duck down!!
England: FRANCE IS BLOODY SCREAMING AT ME.
France: I AM RIGHT HERE BLACK SHEEP OF EUROPE.
England: AHHHHHH!!!!
Me: *slaps England* I SAID CLAM THE CLUCK DOWN.
England: S-Sorry!!
Italy: *still floating* Veeeeeeeee~
Germany: Italy...vhat zhe hell are jou doing?
Italy: Pastaaaaaaaa~
Germany: uhhhh....
Romano: Don't touch him you potato bastard!!
Germany: Jou can have him!
Romano: Really?
Germany: Ja.
Romano: Oh. That was quick!
Me: NEIN. *takes Italy and Germany* YOY SUPPOSED TO FRUCKING KISS GOD DAMMIT.
Me: NOW KISS YOU BEAUTIFUL CINNIMAN ROLLS.
Germany: ....
Italy: Ve~ Kiss~a me Germany!
Germany: ..................
Italy: Fine! I will then! *kisses Germany*
Germany: *blushes madly*
Me: *nosebleeds* GAH!!! OTPPPP!!!
Me: Now for Spain and Romano!
Me: *grabs Spain and Romano* KISS NOW.
Romano: Oh heeeeeeell no.
Me: YES.
Spain: Come on Roma! I know you love meee...
Romano: NO.
Spain: Sì!
Romano: *quickly kisses him then slaps him* WE NEVER SPEAK OF THIS.
Spain: Ahhhh!!! That felt so good!!
( ~♡~♡)~
Me: [forever screaming]
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