3. Don't kill their teacher!
Okay, so maybe their teacher was yours at some point, and maybe they chopped off your legs and watched you burn from the heat of lava. That still doesn't mean you you need to murder their teacher.
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3. Don't kill their teacher!
Okay, so maybe their teacher was yours at some point, and maybe they chopped off your legs and watched you burn from the heat of lava. That still doesn't mean you you need to murder their teacher.