Phan Status: Newly coupled, also besties
Background: The night before, Dan and Phil went to a party with their YouTuber friends, Phil got really drunk, and has no memory of the previous night.
Dan-Kun: Daddy
Dan-Kun: Daddyyyyy
Dan-Kun: :[
Dan-Kun: Daddy, where are you?
Phil is Amahzing: Dan...?
Phil is Amahzing: I dun understand
Dan-Kun: Daddy, plz
Phil is Amahzing: Im scurred
Dan-Kun: I need you, daddy.
Dan-Kun: PHIRU-SENpai
Phil is Amahzing: Danyul stahp
Phil is Amahzing: just...
Phil is Amahzing: stahp
Dan-Kun: YOU DIDN'T MIND ME CALLING YOU DADDY LAST NIGHT ;)))))
Dan-Kun: Don't act so strange, Daddy. c;
Phil is Amahzing: Im in public and people are behind my back reading these
Phil is Amahzing: stop
Dan-Kun: Phiru- Senpai. CUM oN you had no worries with people knowing what we were doing last night. ((((;
Phil is Amahzing: I'm sure I dont know what you mean
Phil is Amahzing: Literally
Dan-Kun: How could you forget our amazing time? ;C
Dan-Kun: Have you really no recollection of last night???
Phil is Amahzing: Noooo...
Phil is Amahzing: Should I be worried?
Dan-Kun: Well, this is what happened
Dan-Kun: You got really drunk last night, remember? Ye, you remember.
Dan-Kun: Well, we were having a good time, all cuddled and fluff 'cause safe zone and then....
Phil is Amahzing: and then...
Phil is Amahzing: AND THEN WHAT DAN
Phil is Amahzing: I S2G IF YOURE KIDDING I WILL KILL YOU
Phil is Amahzing: what happened ;-; im scared
Dan-Kun: ... You vomited on Joe and fell asleep. I took you home and I thought I'd tease you because I HAD TO CLEAN UP WHAT YOU REGURGITATED AND IT WAS JUST-
Dan-Kun: No more drinking like that for you, Mr. Lester.
Dan-Kun: Oh, you should probs apologize to Joe for that incident.
Phil is Amahzing: Ok yes and um on a completely unrelated note
Phil is Amahzing: I'll be sleeping at PJ's
Dan-Kun: PHIL, NO I'M SORRY. I CAN'T SLEEP ALONE.
Dan-Kun: CARRYING YOU AND YOUR VOMIT COVERED CLOTHING WAS PUnISHMEST ENOUGH
Dan-Kun: Don't leeeave meeee ;___;
Phil is Amahzing: Maybe
Phil is Amahzing: Maybe not
Phil is Amahzing: Mwahahaha
Phil is Amahzing: Bye howell
Dan-Kun: Ha, you're kidding.
*2 minutes*
Dan-Kun: YOu're kidding, rite?
*10 minutes*
Dan-Kun: PHIRU-SENPAI
*1 hour*
Dan-Kun: I see. ;_;
A/N: DON'T BE AFRAID TO SPAM SOME COMMENTS OR SOMETHING, WE'D APPRECIATE ANY KIND OF FEEDBACK.
-Danni
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FanfictionVery random, sometimes fluffy, or adorbz, but it's gonna mostly be random fics that don't add up to any story line. Each is kinda a diff Phan AU. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
