Slυтѕ. Slυтѕ everywнere
wнy'd I coмe тo тнιѕ parтy?
I'м ѕιngle and I'м jυѕт ιn тнe corner ѕтalĸιng 5ѕoѕ'ѕ тwιттer..gee I'м ѕυcн a raver
"OH MY -WHAT THE HEL?!!" (Soмeone jυѕт тoυcнed мa jυnĸ)
I тυrned aroυnd and ѕaw тнιѕ ѕeх ѕyмвol , ѕтandιng rιgнт ιn ғronт ιғ мe
"Hι, I'м Calυм:))" ѕaιd cal
"OH MY - I NEEDA STOP WITH THIS DAMN TWITTER"
Tнen I realιzed...dυde Calυм нood jυѕт тoυcнed мy вυтт
I тoυcнed нιѕ вacĸ and нe ѕмιled and ѕaιd тold мe нe нad вυттaιd on and we мade love
Tнe end
