PETRA FOUND THE SUGAR

Sugar

Note:This is just a spoof and is completely non-canon to the game

So I was just walkin' around cus I'm the author and I can do whatever the heck I want.So then JESSE jumped outta the bushes.

"Jesse go away,I'm trying to get me imagination working again."I said.

"PETRA FOUND THE SUGAR RUN!"Jesse screamed and ran away.

Everyone knows that if fictional characters eat sugar,they go crazy.Jesse is so smart.I will reward her with a pet pig sometime.

"WAIT WHAT."I looked around.

Luckily nobody was there,so I used my magical author powers to teleport onto a mountain.

There was someone standing next to me.

"Hi Axel."I greeted,waving my magic hands.

He turned around and looked at me with derp eyes.

"MY NAME IS MAGICBUTTERRAINBOWBUM!"He screamed in a really high-pitched voice."AND I NEED SUGAR!"

"NOOOOO!"I screamed.

"NOOT NOOT."

"NOOOOO!"

"SUGAR"

"AXEL NO!"

"MAGICBUTTERRAINBOWBUM"

I turned around to run and Petra was there,looking totally uninfected.

"Please-"I started.

"EAT SUGAR!"Petra yelled.

She pulled out what I expected to be sugar but noooooope.

It was a...pokèball?

"MAGICBUTTERRAINBOWBUM I CHOOSE YOU!"Petra screamed.

I looked behind me,but Axel was gone.

I looked back amd Axel was there.

"MAGICBUTTERRAINBOWBUM USE SUGAR!"

Axel threw some sugar at me but I deflected it with my author powers.
Weird.

"MAGICBUTTERRAINBOWBUM USE SUGAR!"

I deflected the sugar again.

"Is there a move other than sugar?"I asked.

"MAGICBUTTERRAINBOWBUM USE SUGAR!"

I deflected the sugar again and pulled out a walkie talkie (becuase author powers) and knew that Olivia had the other one (author powers rule).

"Olivia,we have a situation."I said.

"I KNOW!LUKAS GO AWAY!"Olivia yelped.

"WE NEED A CURE NOW!"

"OKAY!I JUST NEED TO GET LUKAS TO GO AWAY!"

Petra started screaming in jibberish and I took the opportunity to run for my sanity.