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Kansamida Omma (Thank You Mom)

*Is driving back home from church*

((And yes this conversation did happen))

((BTW kinky picture isn't it? Who ships this? ;D))

Mom: So you guys want some ramen and kimchi for lunch?

Brothers: YEAH

Korea/Me: Hey Omma (mom)

Mom: Hm?

Korea/Me: I heard that Koreans eat about 40 pounds of kimchi or more every year...

Mom: Oh yeah?

Korea/Me: *nods head* So that means we eat kimchi with literally everything...

Mom: Yeah, when I still live in Korea ((No joke included)) we eat EVERYTHING with kimchi. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner we have kimchi.

Korea/Me: Ya know, next time I try to eat a hamburger, I'll just put some kimchi on it and then BAM KimchiBurger (( <---- Whole time thinking of Korea X America )) 

Mom: *laughs* Yeah, last night when we eat the pizza, I try to add kimchi...but I didn't try...

Korea/Me: *face palms* Mom...not on pizza...

Mom: Probably would have been really good...

Korea/Me: *shakes head* Everything but pizza, ok Omma?

Mom: *laughs* ok then...

*Rest of conversation leads to Koreans eating live octopus, when other Asian countries eat eggs with the chicken still in them*