Imagine:
U and Michael have been debating on something so small and yet weird ..it was about who owns who's tush
U made ur statement but he ALWAYS seconds that so y'all went to the "booty court"
Judge: okay Ms. Yln, state ur case
U: so I'm here to state that MY booty is MINE but Michael over there keeps saying that HE OWNS IT -_- , my ass hurts almost every day and night bc of him and he gets irry when I grab his or touch his
Judge: turn around
U: why?
Judge: just do it
U roll ur eyes and do it
Judge: I see why he would make it hurt almost everyday damn u cake , I mean okay turn back
U do as told sighing
Judge: Mr. Jackson state ur case
Michael: Yn's ass is mine point blank period and stop looking at her ass before I snatch ur toupee off of ur shiny ass head -_-
Judge: -clears throat- well Ms. Yln I see ur statement but do u have evidence?
U: I did until Ass-man took it
Michael smirks and smiles
Michael: hush I got our sex tapes and pics of the ass for my evidence v.v
U shake ur head
Judge: u selling those pictures?
Michael: u want to get ur ass kicked?
Judge:-clears throat-
Michael: that's what I thought ! ANYWAYS Yn Give It Up! Ur butt is mine gnna tell u right!
U: Michael u always wanna be starting something ! Beat it before I turn u into a ghost -_- and show u who's bad!
Michael: just mad bc the kid is not my son!
U: just mad bc the girl isn't urs
Michael: -_- but u are mine tho
U: that's not what dirty Diana said
Michael: shut ur short ass up before I make u fly away
U: -_- get ur ass beat and watch when ppl ask what happened why , Ima be like aye Michael tell then that it's human nature
Michael: girl plz I'll go smooth criminal on u ...OWW!
U: but u know I'm dangerous
Michael: do u remember the time when my last fuck flew away?
U: make me beat u black again
Michael shuts up
U: that's wat I thought.
Judge: -eating popcorn-
U both look at him
Judge: my bad -looks at case- in result of this case Michael gets the booty anytime he wants and u can't get mad . case closed
Michael: HELL YEAH!!!!! -moonwalks over to u and grabs ur ass-
U: FML!
And ever since then he's been making ur tush suffer if u know what I mean ;)
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#peacelove&Michael
Update again soon
But why would y'all go to booty court? xD
