Author-chan: Okay, for this next one, Ford cannot have weapons. Also, Bill, if you tease Ford about this, he has a right to eat you, Dorito. Got it?
Bill: Eh. Why not?
Ford: I agree to the terms. *hands Author-chan his guns, knives, and owls*
Author-chan: Okay... Billford... Aka... Bill and Ford.Everyone: ...
...
...Dipper: *bursts out laughing*
Mabel: I SHIP IT SO HARD! YAOIIIII!
Bill: *dying of laughter*
Stan: *choking on his own laughter*
Wendy: Oh man! *chuckles*
Ford: *turns 50 shades of red* WHY DOES THAT EXIST?!
Bill's (goals) Squad: WE SHIP IT!
Ford: I CAN KILL YOU ALL IN EIGHT DIFFERENT WAYS!
McGucket: I SHIP IT TOO! *laughs*
Ford: Fiddleford!!!
Author-chan: MKAY THEN! *laughs at all their reactions*
Ford: *being held down by Author-chan's guards because he attempted to tackle Bill*
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Gravity Falls Reacts to Ships!
HumorAll of your favorite Gravity Falls characters react to the ships of the fandom! (I respect all opinions on ships, so none of these will hate on ships!)