Way to Turn Him Straight

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Daiki stared at the guy who passed by his desk "He's got a nice ass"

Rika rolled her eyes "He doesn't have an ass. He's as skinny as a stick"

"Tsk tsk Rika-chan you are such a child" Daiki chuckled "You don't understand the ART of the ass"

"You are so stupid" she smacked his head "If he has no ass there is no art"

"It's not possible to not have an ass!"

"Yes it is!"

"Everyone has an ass!"

"Well if he has no meat he has no ass!"

"Uhm guys..."

The both turned to the front of the room and saw the teacher scratching his head awkwardly while the whole class stared at them. Some chuckling others... Just staring.

"Sorry..." they both bowed and sat down.

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-LUNCH-

"What's up with the whole ass talk in the morning" Ryosuke chuckled as he sat next to Rika.

"She said that Yuto has no ass" Daiki pointed to Rika

"Ryo you agree with me don't you?"

"Well gee I don't know I don't stare at guys' asses" Ryosuke rolled his eyes 

"So you stare at girls' asses?" Hikaru asked

Ryosuke thought about it "If they have an ass"

"It's not possible to not have an ass!" Daiki said

"Yuto is an exception" Rika said

"You guys are such perverts" Shida shook her head in disappointment 

"I wouldn't have looked at it if Daiki didn't point it out"

They all looked at Daiki.

"What? He has a nice ass!"

"Can we not talk about asses while I'm eating? Thanks" Mariya rolled her eyes.

"I think I lost my appetite" Yabu pushed his plate away.

"Yabu you don't have an appetite you're like a bone with no meat" Rika pointed

"Rika, it's not possible to not have an appetite" Daiki rolled his eyes

"Look at Yabu"

"Here we go again" Takaki rolled his eyes

"How are they best friends again?" Shida asked

Everyone shrugged as Rika and Daiki kept arguing.

~

Rika and Daiki were walking home together.

"So you like Yuto now?" she asked

"No I like Ryutaro. So don't take him"

'Why would I take him? I like you stupid!'

"Daiki, how come you don't like girls?" she asked

"Girls just hurt me" he said with sad eyes 

Rika remembered how harshly he was dumped by his previous girlfriends. 

'So he's not over it yet'

"Not all girls are like that Daiki"

He looked away.