Dating life

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Me: so hey do you like fall out boy

Them : oh no not really

Me: *grabbing my stuff* it's not me it's you, actually its the taxidermy of you and me, untie the balloons from my neck and ground me I'm just a race horse on the track, send me back to the glue factory, always thought I'd float away and never come back, I've got enough miles on my car to fly the boys home on my own, but you know me I like being all alone and keeping you all alone, and outside is boring, and the kids are snoring, are you listening
Them: no not really

Me: you said your not listening

*yells* I SAID I SAID

me: *walks to the front door opens it and says*
Have you ever wanted to disappear *closes the (goddamn) door.

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