I'm so done being short. I can not reach the syrup. I'm currently grunting and all the people are just staring at me #awkward. But whatever. They probably staring at my humongous butt. Suddenly a very attractive male walls my way and says,"Hey, my name is Jack Hemmings and you have a very nice butt. I can see you can't reach the syrup. I would love to assist you, but first twerk for me. Then give me your number hoe." Of course I twerked, I'm a hoe so yeah. But then we made out and now we have 20 kids and I love them more than anything. Thanks for the syrup Jack ;).
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Jack Hemmings
FanfictionColleen and Jack met at the local grocery store. Colleen couldn't reach the syrup, so Jack helped her out. They then swapped number and kissed. Will this become more serious or just a grocery fling?
