John and Dave sat at the table. Dave was cool with this. John was cool. John was nice. John was funny.
John was hot.
He looked at his hands with his jaw clenched and wide eyes.
"So.... um.... what should we order?" John laughed nervously.
Dave panicked. What should he say? Would this ruin the entire date? "Yes." He finally responded.
John looked up from his menu. Dave started sweating under his suit. He jumped up. "I'M GOING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM." He quickly ran through the restaurant and into the bathroom.
Once locked in the stall, he started texting Rose.
Rose
I told you. No more
Pony merchandise.
It'll make you even
gayer.
And I don't really
Want to witness
the ultimate gay.
FIGHT ME
YOUR NOT THE
STRAIGHTEST
EITHER
You're*
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LALONDE HELP
What?
I'm accidentally
On a date with
Egbert and I don't
Know how
Did Gamzee give
you something?
NO I'M ACCIDENTALLY
ON A DATE WITH JOHN.
HELP.
Order a steak and
Take him home.
You know what
happens next.
YOU ARE READING
Carrots and Pepsi
Fanfiction(Homestuck) Jake and Dirk feel incomplete. So John, Jade, and Dave decide to set them up. But Jade seems to have secondary plans... partial credit for the title to fangirlbxtch. she calls DirkJake Carrotsticks, so that's where that comes from.
