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My option 1-3 plan for finding someone bidding in my shower:

If they have a gun just look at them weirdly and walk away

If they don't have a gun offer them a sandwich

Try to creep them out saying something along the lines of "this time I won't go to jail because it will be filed as self defense" *smile creepily*

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